sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

luvr4photography:

timelordassbutt-from221b:

jumpushfall:

grapefruitshampoo:

I’m not even in the Hannibal fandom

and yet I’m in the Hannibal fandom

do you feel me?

i taste you

someone get hannibal away from tumblr

slothomore:

siempre-chill:

the internet is so convenient

• what the fuck should i make for dinner

• what the fuck should i listen to now

• what the fuck should i do today

• what the fuck should i do with my life

this is the greatest

praise you, internet

bobbryars:

bobbryars:

If this was the 19th century my family would have sold me to a nice rich boy by now and everyone would be happy

please stop reblogging this i’m scared the social justice bloggers will find me